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Re: Romance

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 5:59 pm
by King_Walnut
ThornDavis wrote:We'll get King Walnut laid, yet.


Thanks guys, you got my back

Re: Romance

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 6:27 pm
by lolatheminxx
Don't forget condoms!!!

Re: Romance

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 6:28 pm
by CherryInHove
Does anybody ever actually hook up at a festival? I really cannot imagine a more unpleasant place to try to sleep with someone for the first time.

Re: Romance

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 7:02 pm
by PurpleDemon
I know multiple people who've had their first times at festivals. Basically give teenagers free access to booze and drugs and they'll copulate anywhere.

Re: Romance

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:08 pm
by King_Walnut
CherryInHove wrote:Does anybody ever actually hook up at a festival? I really cannot imagine a more unpleasant place to try to sleep with someone for the first time.


I guess on the Thursday night it's alright cos everyone's relatively washed. But on Sunday ... yeah probably not. Though 2 boxes of wine might release your inhibitions.

Re: Romance

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:29 pm
by CherryInHove
King_Walnut wrote:
CherryInHove wrote:Does anybody ever actually hook up at a festival? I really cannot imagine a more unpleasant place to try to sleep with someone for the first time.


I guess on the Thursday night it's alright cos everyone's relatively washed. But on Sunday ... yeah probably not. Though 2 boxes of wine might release your inhibitions.


I'm not even talking about the cleanliness. I'm talking about being under a small piece of fabric where you don't have space to stand up and there is other people within metres of you in every direction and there is just thin bits of fabric between you and them. So you can barely move properly and if you make any noise then everyone will hear you and if, (and I may be judging the Sonisphere crowd harshly here), they hear what you are up to, I suspect they are not going to think "Oh, they're having sex. We should probably not mention that out loud so that they can hear that and be made aware that everyone is now listening to them frakking".

Re: Romance

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:51 pm
by owl79
Soni 10' had to put up with a couple arguing everynight in their tent. :evil: The things being brought up should never be shouted out in public, `I would of said goodbye, but i was too busy getting s***k out of my :obscene-buttred:`.

Re: Romance

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:09 pm
by zebby
owl79 wrote:"what angelic being stands before me, standing here in the midst of such jovial music. Surely you hath placed a spell upon me, for I am betwixt the realms of love and lust. Perhaps it be that the malted drink which doth lubricate my throat has enhanced your power over me. My lady, sweet damsel of this campsite say that you will not leave me within this twilight hour, when I am in such an amorous fettle. Company me into my home of fabric, so that we may wash each other with wipes so wet, under the festooned glow I shall adorn my body with a glove fit for any man, and we may then entwine our bodies and souls for a good 5, nay 2 minutes of mortal life. If you can not do this my sweet, sweet lady you will leave m e no other choice to allow my hand to be used by Satan himself. My lady my soul and body is yours, take it before the devil claims me for his own."




Bit too far??

Gets my nomination for post of the year.

Re: Romance

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:09 pm
by mrpaul
King_Walnut wrote:
CherryInHove wrote:Does anybody ever actually hook up at a festival? I really cannot imagine a more unpleasant place to try to sleep with someone for the first time.


I guess on the Thursday night it's alright cos everyone's relatively washed. But on Sunday ... yeah probably not. Though 2 boxes of wine might release your inhibitions.


That bit sounds like it should have been said as an aside to yourself in your head.

Re: Romance

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:23 pm
by hybrid theorist
owl79 wrote:"what angelic being stands before me, standing here in the midst of such jovial music. Surely you hath placed a spell upon me, for I am betwixt the realms of love and lust. Perhaps it be that the malted drink which doth lubricate my throat has enhanced your power over me. My lady, sweet damsel of this campsite say that you will not leave me within this twilight hour, when I am in such an amorous fettle. Company me into my home of fabric, so that we may wash each other with wipes so wet, under the festooned glow I shall adorn my body with a glove fit for any man, and we may then entwine our bodies and souls for a good 5, nay 2 minutes of mortal life. If you can not do this my sweet, sweet lady you will leave m e no other choice to allow my hand to be used by Satan himself. My lady my soul and body is yours, take it before the devil claims me for his own."

And if that doesn't work, go "I got something to lubricate your throat right here" and grab your crotch. The change of pace might throw them off balance.
CherryInHove wrote:
King_Walnut wrote:
CherryInHove wrote:Does anybody ever actually hook up at a festival? I really cannot imagine a more unpleasant place to try to sleep with someone for the first time.


I guess on the Thursday night it's alright cos everyone's relatively washed. But on Sunday ... yeah probably not. Though 2 boxes of wine might release your inhibitions.


I'm not even talking about the cleanliness. I'm talking about being under a small piece of fabric where you don't have space to stand up and there is other people within metres of you in every direction and there is just thin bits of fabric between you and them. So you can barely move properly and if you make any noise then everyone will hear you and if, (and I may be judging the Sonisphere crowd harshly here), they hear what you are up to, I suspect they are not going to think "Oh, they're having sex. We should probably not mention that out loud so that they can hear that and be made aware that everyone is now listening to them frakking".

I've randomly hooked up twice at festivals. One worked out better than the other.

I don't have much shame though, so there's that. Although you have brought back a particularly horrific memory, so thanks for that.

Re: Romance

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:02 pm
by mrpaul
hybrid theorist wrote:I've randomly hooked up twice at festivals. One worked out better than the other.

I don't have much shame though, so there's that. Although you have brought back a particularly horrific memory, so thanks for that.


You told me it was the highlight of your weekend :cry:

Re: Romance

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:24 pm
by maschera
mrpaul wrote:
hybrid theorist wrote:I've randomly hooked up twice at festivals. One worked out better than the other.

I don't have much shame though, so there's that. Although you have brought back a particularly horrific memory, so thanks for that.


You told me it was the highlight of your weekend :cry:


He said the same to me :cry:

Re: Romance

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:41 pm
by Piestar
I'm single again, does anyone know any fit millionaires

Re: Romance

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:36 am
by Rick
Piestar wrote:I'm single again, does anyone know any fit millionaires


Not that I am aware off sorry. I do however have a lottery subscription, so if by chance I win I shall send you a nice shiny pound by way off commiseration (or celebration).

Re: Romance

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:22 pm
by Piestar
If I'm honest I'm not fussed by it at all, haha. Just need a fit millionaire.

I do have other criteria that doesn't consist of millionaires that might be slightly more obtainable..

Re: Romance

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:25 am
by Rick
http://www.morgan-knight.com/

I got your back on this millionaire business

Re: Romance

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:01 pm
by hybrid theorist
Why settle for millions, when you could have billions of Zimbabwean dollars?

http://m.ebay.com/itm?itemId=230933922396

Re: Romance

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:26 pm
by Piestar
Rick wrote:http://www.morgan-knight.com/

I got your back on this millionaire business


'enriches each gentlemens lifestyle by headhunting and presenting ladies of distinguished calibre. Our ladies are genuinely stunning, intelligent, engaging women'

Yep that's me, where do I sign up?

Re: Romance

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:08 am
by Rick
That comment makes women sound a little bit like a trading commodity... coming from me that's saying something

Re: Romance

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:42 am
by lolatheminxx
At least now you can take your top off whenever you like!

Re: Romance

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:02 pm
by mrpaul
Is it an unwritten rule that taken people can't go gallivanting around topless?

Re: Romance

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:00 pm
by Piestar
lolatheminxx wrote:At least now you can take your top off whenever you like!


pahahhaha yes

Re: Romance

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:00 pm
by lolatheminxx
For Lauren there seems to be!