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Re: Romance

Postby welshAC_81 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 10:22 am

:? definitely one of those songs that you cringe while singing along to!
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Re: Romance

Postby ThornDavis » Thu Nov 28, 2013 10:48 am

What's that one from the second album where he sings about how he banged a chick and "feels disgusted and so should you"? That one always really annoyed me. Quarter-witted Fred Durst projecting his protestant anxieties about sex onto his partner. There's no need to drag a presumably well-adjusted woman down into the mire of his unexamined madonna/whore complex, the frakking idiot.

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Re: Romance

Postby houston404 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:32 pm

welshAC_81 wrote::? definitely one of those songs that you cringe while singing along to!


Must just be me then who finds it terrible :lol:

anyway I've inadvertently high jacked the thread, back to romance and what nots
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Re: Romance

Postby Rick » Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:50 pm

yeah stop ruining limp bizkit lyrics for me... they do that enough on their own, I don still love seeing them tho :music-rockon:
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Re: Romance

Postby welshAC_81 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:52 pm

i just try to ignore some of the terrible lyrics….
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Re: Romance

Postby Piestar » Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:09 pm

I embrace them and love them <3
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Re: Romance

Postby houston404 » Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:25 pm

I love lamp
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Re: Romance

Postby hybrid theorist » Fri Jun 06, 2014 4:59 pm

Thread revival time?

Thread revival time.

My girlfriend is moving in with me at the end of the month. Which basically means, she's going to be here a couple more days than normal :)
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Re: Romance

Postby welshAC_81 » Fri Jun 06, 2014 5:01 pm

Woohoo! Congrats buddy!
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Re: Romance

Postby mrpaul » Fri Jun 06, 2014 5:20 pm

Nice one man, beats bunking with Richard Stringer eh? :P
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Re: Romance

Postby lolatheminxx » Fri Jun 06, 2014 6:11 pm

Congrats Stringer!
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Re: Romance

Postby maschera » Sat Jun 07, 2014 1:35 pm

Yey for you Stringer! Are you going to get another fish?

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Re: Romance

Postby welshAC_81 » Sat Jun 07, 2014 1:48 pm

nice to see you back Jen :)
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Re: Romance

Postby jadeylemonadey » Sat Jun 28, 2014 2:25 pm

hybrid theorist wrote:Thread revival time?

Thread revival time.

My girlfriend is moving in with me at the end of the month. Which basically means, she's going to be here a couple more days than normal :)



Woooo :D

I ended my boardie relationship and am now with the most amazing bloke in the entire world and have been living with him since March! Happy happy happy

p.s. my true love will always be you guys though ;)

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Re: Romance

Postby lolatheminxx » Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:07 am

I am so excited to see you guys! ULTIMATE POWER!
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Re: Romance

Postby Piestar » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:49 pm

just said bye to the boyf until after soni, love that the next time I see him it will be when I have had some super awesome super times.
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Re: Romance

Postby lolatheminxx » Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:33 pm

You have a wedding anniversary to celebrate!
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Re: Romance

Postby King_Walnut » Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:28 pm

I've had no girlfriend for over a month now. On a quest to get some hole and it would have been very successful but it's difficult when I don't put a lid on my drunk and end up getting shitfaced and obnoxious and scuppering any chance I had.

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Re: Romance

Postby ThornDavis » Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:59 am

"get some hole."

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Re: Romance

Postby CherryInHove » Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:26 am

Women love it if you use that in your opening gambit to then.

"Excuse me fair maiden, I have been partaking in the finest Stella Artois known to man and alas I may have had too many so I must retire soon and wondered if you would accompany me to my fine residence where I could get myself some hole?

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Re: Romance

Postby ThornDavis » Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:47 am

I suppose phrasing it as a 'quest' places it in the heroic tradition of Odysseus, Perseus and co, but even then you're invoking a narrative of conquest, painting yourself as adventurer out to plunge his sword into salivating, hairy, all devouring monsters, which may not be the most flattering comparison from your paramour's perspective.

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Re: Romance

Postby Rick » Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:58 am

I seriously hope you two do not disappoint at the boardie meet on Thursday, possibly the funniest post on the boards
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Re: Romance

Postby owl79 » Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:15 am

"what angelic being stands before me, standing here in the midst of such jovial music. Surely you hath placed a spell upon me, for I am betwixt the realms of love and lust. Perhaps it be that the malted drink which doth lubricate my throat has enhanced your power over me. My lady, sweet damsel of this campsite say that you will not leave me within this twilight hour, when I am in such an amorous fettle. Company me into my home of fabric, so that we may wash each other with wipes so wet, under the festooned glow I shall adorn my body with a glove fit for any man, and we may then entwine our bodies and souls for a good 5, nay 2 minutes of mortal life. If you can not do this my sweet, sweet lady you will leave m e no other choice to allow my hand to be used by Satan himself. My lady my soul and body is yours, take it before the devil claims me for his own."




Bit too far??
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Re: Romance

Postby ThornDavis » Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:22 am

I think that's fabulous but may be a touch grandiloquent for a festival. Basically I think somewhere between what you've written and 'get some hole', there's a sweet spot. We're homing in on it though! We'll get King Walnut laid, yet.

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Re: Romance

Postby jadeylemonadey » Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:37 am

If not, there were plenty of inflatable sex dolls bouncing around the crowds at Download so I'm sure they'll be available for this weekend too ;)


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