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Re: Romance

Postby King_Walnut » Mon Jun 30, 2014 5:59 pm

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Re: Romance

Postby lolatheminxx » Mon Jun 30, 2014 6:27 pm

Don't forget condoms!!!
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Re: Romance

Postby CherryInHove » Mon Jun 30, 2014 6:28 pm

Does anybody ever actually hook up at a festival? I really cannot imagine a more unpleasant place to try to sleep with someone for the first time.

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Re: Romance

Postby PurpleDemon » Mon Jun 30, 2014 7:02 pm

I know multiple people who've had their first times at festivals. Basically give teenagers free access to booze and drugs and they'll copulate anywhere.
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Re: Romance

Postby King_Walnut » Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:08 pm

CherryInHove wrote:Does anybody ever actually hook up at a festival? I really cannot imagine a more unpleasant place to try to sleep with someone for the first time.


I guess on the Thursday night it's alright cos everyone's relatively washed. But on Sunday ... yeah probably not. Though 2 boxes of wine might release your inhibitions.
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Re: Romance

Postby CherryInHove » Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:29 pm

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CherryInHove wrote:Does anybody ever actually hook up at a festival? I really cannot imagine a more unpleasant place to try to sleep with someone for the first time.


I guess on the Thursday night it's alright cos everyone's relatively washed. But on Sunday ... yeah probably not. Though 2 boxes of wine might release your inhibitions.


I'm not even talking about the cleanliness. I'm talking about being under a small piece of fabric where you don't have space to stand up and there is other people within metres of you in every direction and there is just thin bits of fabric between you and them. So you can barely move properly and if you make any noise then everyone will hear you and if, (and I may be judging the Sonisphere crowd harshly here), they hear what you are up to, I suspect they are not going to think "Oh, they're having sex. We should probably not mention that out loud so that they can hear that and be made aware that everyone is now listening to them frakking".

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Re: Romance

Postby owl79 » Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:51 pm

Soni 10' had to put up with a couple arguing everynight in their tent. :evil: The things being brought up should never be shouted out in public, `I would of said goodbye, but i was too busy getting s***k out of my :obscene-buttred:`.
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Re: Romance

Postby zebby » Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:09 pm

owl79 wrote:"what angelic being stands before me, standing here in the midst of such jovial music. Surely you hath placed a spell upon me, for I am betwixt the realms of love and lust. Perhaps it be that the malted drink which doth lubricate my throat has enhanced your power over me. My lady, sweet damsel of this campsite say that you will not leave me within this twilight hour, when I am in such an amorous fettle. Company me into my home of fabric, so that we may wash each other with wipes so wet, under the festooned glow I shall adorn my body with a glove fit for any man, and we may then entwine our bodies and souls for a good 5, nay 2 minutes of mortal life. If you can not do this my sweet, sweet lady you will leave m e no other choice to allow my hand to be used by Satan himself. My lady my soul and body is yours, take it before the devil claims me for his own."




Bit too far??

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Re: Romance

Postby mrpaul » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:09 pm

King_Walnut wrote:
CherryInHove wrote:Does anybody ever actually hook up at a festival? I really cannot imagine a more unpleasant place to try to sleep with someone for the first time.


I guess on the Thursday night it's alright cos everyone's relatively washed. But on Sunday ... yeah probably not. Though 2 boxes of wine might release your inhibitions.


That bit sounds like it should have been said as an aside to yourself in your head.
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Re: Romance

Postby hybrid theorist » Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:23 pm

owl79 wrote:"what angelic being stands before me, standing here in the midst of such jovial music. Surely you hath placed a spell upon me, for I am betwixt the realms of love and lust. Perhaps it be that the malted drink which doth lubricate my throat has enhanced your power over me. My lady, sweet damsel of this campsite say that you will not leave me within this twilight hour, when I am in such an amorous fettle. Company me into my home of fabric, so that we may wash each other with wipes so wet, under the festooned glow I shall adorn my body with a glove fit for any man, and we may then entwine our bodies and souls for a good 5, nay 2 minutes of mortal life. If you can not do this my sweet, sweet lady you will leave m e no other choice to allow my hand to be used by Satan himself. My lady my soul and body is yours, take it before the devil claims me for his own."

And if that doesn't work, go "I got something to lubricate your throat right here" and grab your crotch. The change of pace might throw them off balance.
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CherryInHove wrote:Does anybody ever actually hook up at a festival? I really cannot imagine a more unpleasant place to try to sleep with someone for the first time.


I guess on the Thursday night it's alright cos everyone's relatively washed. But on Sunday ... yeah probably not. Though 2 boxes of wine might release your inhibitions.


I'm not even talking about the cleanliness. I'm talking about being under a small piece of fabric where you don't have space to stand up and there is other people within metres of you in every direction and there is just thin bits of fabric between you and them. So you can barely move properly and if you make any noise then everyone will hear you and if, (and I may be judging the Sonisphere crowd harshly here), they hear what you are up to, I suspect they are not going to think "Oh, they're having sex. We should probably not mention that out loud so that they can hear that and be made aware that everyone is now listening to them frakking".

I've randomly hooked up twice at festivals. One worked out better than the other.

I don't have much shame though, so there's that. Although you have brought back a particularly horrific memory, so thanks for that.
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Re: Romance

Postby mrpaul » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:02 pm

hybrid theorist wrote:I've randomly hooked up twice at festivals. One worked out better than the other.

I don't have much shame though, so there's that. Although you have brought back a particularly horrific memory, so thanks for that.


You told me it was the highlight of your weekend :cry:
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Re: Romance

Postby maschera » Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:24 pm

mrpaul wrote:
hybrid theorist wrote:I've randomly hooked up twice at festivals. One worked out better than the other.

I don't have much shame though, so there's that. Although you have brought back a particularly horrific memory, so thanks for that.


You told me it was the highlight of your weekend :cry:


He said the same to me :cry:
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Re: Romance

Postby Piestar » Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:41 pm

I'm single again, does anyone know any fit millionaires
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Re: Romance

Postby Rick » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:36 am

Piestar wrote:I'm single again, does anyone know any fit millionaires


Not that I am aware off sorry. I do however have a lottery subscription, so if by chance I win I shall send you a nice shiny pound by way off commiseration (or celebration).
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Re: Romance

Postby Piestar » Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:22 pm

If I'm honest I'm not fussed by it at all, haha. Just need a fit millionaire.

I do have other criteria that doesn't consist of millionaires that might be slightly more obtainable..
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Re: Romance

Postby Rick » Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:25 am

http://www.morgan-knight.com/

I got your back on this millionaire business
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Re: Romance

Postby hybrid theorist » Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:01 pm

Why settle for millions, when you could have billions of Zimbabwean dollars?

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Re: Romance

Postby Piestar » Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:26 pm

Rick wrote:http://www.morgan-knight.com/

I got your back on this millionaire business


'enriches each gentlemens lifestyle by headhunting and presenting ladies of distinguished calibre. Our ladies are genuinely stunning, intelligent, engaging women'

Yep that's me, where do I sign up?
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Re: Romance

Postby Rick » Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:08 am

That comment makes women sound a little bit like a trading commodity... coming from me that's saying something
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Re: Romance

Postby lolatheminxx » Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:42 am

At least now you can take your top off whenever you like!
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Re: Romance

Postby mrpaul » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:02 pm

Is it an unwritten rule that taken people can't go gallivanting around topless?
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Re: Romance

Postby Piestar » Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:00 pm

lolatheminxx wrote:At least now you can take your top off whenever you like!


pahahhaha yes
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Re: Romance

Postby lolatheminxx » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:00 pm

For Lauren there seems to be!
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