The 40 Worst chat-up lines

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The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby Black Wizard » Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:29 pm

I just stumbled across this and it's brilliant.

Some of my favourites are:

“Hi I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?”

“Hi, are you Jamaican? Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.”

“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“Is your last name is Jacobs? Because you’re a real cracker.”

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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby jadeylemonadey » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:00 pm

Amazing! Cheered up my stressful afternoon at work :P

"“Nice legs, what time do they open?”

“Hey babe, wanna see my baby elephant?”

Can't believe they put those ones in :lol:
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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby mrpaul » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:02 pm

'Hi my name's Michael Stringer'
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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby Black Wizard » Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:26 pm

jadeylemonadey wrote:Amazing! Cheered up my stressful afternoon at work :P

"“Nice legs, what time do they open?”

“Hey babe, wanna see my baby elephant?”

Can't believe they put those ones in :lol:

Those ones are quite frankly creepy to be honest. Cheesey chat-up lines probably don't impress women much but those two are surely likely to warrant a slap.

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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby Phate » Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:09 pm

Generally think that it isn't so much the chat up line but how it's said that matters! In the right situation those could be funny and break the ice but are just creepy if you just walk straight up to a girl and babble one of those at her!
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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby Foblin » Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:31 pm

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? <----- what? :p

Hi. You'll do! ..... oh dear *facepalm*
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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby maschera » Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:28 pm

38 “Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!”

39. “You know, I’m not really this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.”

40. “Are those things real?”

Those are just fantastic :lol: If a chat up line makes them laugh then they're effective enough.
It's similar to the way Christmas cracker jokes almost unite people because they all agree/laugh at how bad they are rather than the joke itself (yes :P I heard that on QI).

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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby Sin » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:10 am

It's a semi automatic, get in the car!

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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby Disgruntled Jim » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:11 am

"D'ya like cheese? 'Cause I'm an easy single!" ;)

When that works I'll update you all on it.

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Postby staceface! » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:56 pm

my friend sarah once pulled with "if boys were bogeys i'd pick you"
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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby Fade » Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:29 pm

Yeah but a male friend of mine got pulled by some woman walking up to him and calling dibs... To his face...
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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby Black Wizard » Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:31 pm

That's awesome.

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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby mrpaul » Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:41 pm

Somehow I don't think it would have worked had it been the other way round.
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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby NYMdelaney » Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:45 pm

I've somehow managed to pull saying 'you'll do, come here'

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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby kazz » Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:01 pm

josef91 wrote:I think I got this one from a movie.
"Is your father a thief? cause he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes"


did it work in the movie??

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Postby hybrid theorist » Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:22 pm

mrpaul wrote:'Hi my name's Michael Stringer'

don't mess with the classics 8-)
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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby Black Wizard » Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:41 pm

I bet it worked on Paul.

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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby mrpaul » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:15 am

Black Wizard wrote:I bet it worked on Paul.


Only the first time.




And those other two times.
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Postby owl79 » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:34 am

the worst one i was ever told was when i was ohhhh so young and 17 ........" Do ya do karate? coz your body's kickin'"


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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby hybrid theorist » Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:00 am

mrpaul wrote:
Black Wizard wrote:I bet it worked on Paul.


Only the first time.




And those other two times.

I didnt even get to say the full line you were on me so fast
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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby mrpaul » Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:01 am

hybrid theorist wrote:
mrpaul wrote:
Black Wizard wrote:I bet it worked on Paul.


Only the first time.




And those other two times.

I didnt even get to say the full line you were on me so fast


You had me at 'ey up'.
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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby Davy » Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:26 am

My favourite was when my mate said, "you don't want this" as a chat up line.
The girls reply? "You're right, I don't"

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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby hybrid theorist » Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:28 pm

Davy wrote:My favourite was when my mate said, "you don't want this" as a chat up line.
The girls reply? "You're right, I don't"

:clap:

.... How was that supposed to work as a line? :?

All I can imagine anyone saying is the line she said
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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby mrpaul » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:09 pm

hybrid theorist wrote:
Davy wrote:My favourite was when my mate said, "you don't want this" as a chat up line.
The girls reply? "You're right, I don't"

:clap:

.... How was that supposed to work as a line? :?

All I can imagine anyone saying is the line she said


Yeah, how the hell could that have been seen as a potential chat up line? :?
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Re: The 40 Worst chat-up lines

Postby maschera » Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:41 pm

What is she not wanting :?:
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