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Re: Football chants

Postby hybrid theorist » Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:47 pm

x-tempus wrote:gotta love JS Park chants ;)

you do

Park, Park
wherever you may be
you eat dogs in your own country
but it could be worse
you could be scouse
eating rats in your council house!

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Re: Football chants

Postby mrpaul » Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:10 pm

hybrid theorist wrote:
x-tempus wrote:gotta love JS Park chants ;)

you do

Park, Park
wherever you may be
you eat dogs in your own country
but it could be worse
you could be scouse
eating rats in your council house!

:mrgreen:


It starts 'Park Jiiiiiiiiiiii.......'
Flows better than 'Park Park'
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Re: Football chants

Postby hybrid theorist » Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:14 pm

Seen as you've not been, how do you know?
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Re: Football chants

Postby mrpaul » Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:15 pm

hybrid theorist wrote:Seen as you've not been, how do you know?


How did I know what your reply would be?
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Re: Football chants

Postby x-tempus » Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:26 pm

hybrid theorist wrote:
x-tempus wrote:gotta love JS Park chants ;)

you do

Park, Park
wherever you may be
you eat dogs in your own country
but it could be worse
you could be scouse
eating rats in your council house!

:mrgreen:


that is just frakkin' genius
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Re: Football chants

Postby hybrid theorist » Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:15 pm

mrpaul wrote:
hybrid theorist wrote:Seen as you've not been, how do you know?


How did I know what your reply would be?

Cos you're a glory supporting foo foo :mrgreen:
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Re: Football chants

Postby Jasonisback » Thu May 06, 2010 9:20 pm

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Re: Football chants

Postby guitarherocloud » Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:05 pm

"He's half a girl, he's half a boy, Torres, Torres,
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres.
He wears a frock, he loves the cock,
He sells himself down Albert Dock.
Fernando Torres,
Carragher's bit on the side"

"You were my Solskjaer, my Ole Solskjaer,
You made me happy when sky's were gray.
And Alan Shearer was frakking dearer,
So please don't take my Solskjaer away"

"He's fast,
He's Scouse,
He'll frakking rob your house,
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney"

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Re: Football chants

Postby Vile_Putrid_Cack » Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:02 am

My team (Grimsby Town) mostly has boring chants but we're well known for our "sing when we're fishing, we only sing when we're fishing...etc etc" chant.

I remember a cold tuesday night away at Plymouth in the early nineties and we were singing some good songs to the silent Home Park crowd. Stand out ones included:

"Worts it loyk to ha' ta' speak loyk tha'?"

and

"Don't be nasty, have a pasty". :D

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Re: Football chants

Postby mrpaul » Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:07 am

hybrid theorist wrote:
mrpaul wrote:How did I know what your reply would be?

Cos you're a glory supporting foo foo :mrgreen:


Ah yes, that's it
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Re: Football chants

Postby Black Wizard » Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:43 pm

"He plays on the left, he plays on the right, Danny Swanson makes Robson looks shite"

But if Dundee United have to play Manchester City in the UEFA Cup...

"He plays on the left, he plays on the right, Danny Swanson makes Robinho look shite"

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Re: Football chants

Postby maiden.heaven » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:21 pm

Black Wizard wrote:"He plays on the left, he plays on the right, Danny Swanson makes Robson looks shite"

But if Dundee United have to play Manchester City in the UEFA Cup...

"He plays on the left, he plays on the right, Danny Swanson makes Robinho look shite"



robinho is shite

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Re: Football chants

Postby i'm_a_lightbulb » Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:36 pm

O Liverpool Bill you're our Liverpool Bill.
Your name is a legend of courage and skill,
You gave us the league, all the cups and the thrills,
And that's why we love you our Liverpool Bill.

Anfield will always remember with pride,
The Scot who commanded the Liverpool side,
As sharp as a razor - his wit and his voice,
His love of the game made him Liverpool's choice.

O Liverpool Bill you're our Liverpool Bill.
Your name is a legend of courage and skill,
You gave us the league, all the cups and the thrills,
And that's why we love you our Liverpool Bill.

Bill you will never be walking alone,
The Kop will be with you away or at home,
As long as we breathe we'll remember you still,
Oh thank you for ever our Liverpool Bill.

O Liverpool Bill you're our Liverpool Bill.
Your name is a legend of courage and skill,
You gave us the league, all the cups and the thrills,
And that's why we love you our Liverpool Bill.

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Re: Football chants

Postby NYMdelaney » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:37 am

its a grand old team to play for
Its a grand old team to support
An if you know your history
Its enough to make your heart go-ooooooo
We dont care what the red s***e say
What the heck do we care
Cause we only know that there gonna be a show when the everton boys are there



If i had the wings of an eagle
And the Dirty great a**e or a crow
I'd fly over Deepdale tomorrow
And s**t on the B****ds below

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Re: Football chants

Postby MetalNinja » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:47 am

Song from some time ago done to the Adam's Family tune:

Your father is your brother
your sister is your mother
You all shag one another
The Campo family!
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Re: Football chants

Postby ANXIETY » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:55 am

In our Coventry homes
In our Coventry homes
We speak with an accent exceedingly rare
You want a cathedral we've got one to spare
In our Coventry homes
In our Coventry homes
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Re: Football chants

Postby carrot juice » Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:24 pm

I have to add something to this (great thread by the way), there aren't that many original songs at luton but a couple stand out I've heard:

With our place in the conference at the moment(for non football reasons I might add) we're hardly in a position sing about Watford but there is one that gets sung from time to time,

"Elton John is Illegitimate, he's got AIDS but can't get rid of it, he ain't got no Birth Certificate, he's a Watford B**tard"

If you want to wind up the away following at Kenilworth Road The home fans sing(to get a reaction) "you all support (insert the teams most hated rivals), not really a song just a funny chant, or if we play one of the teams from the Manchester area "you all support Man U", I remember we sung it to Stockport fans some years back, they didn't like it!

I also remember playing Bolton in the cup in 97' at Burnden Park, it was a replay, an amusing chant came from the Bolton fans "if you can't talk properly shut yer gob"

When we play any of the welsh teams theres usually a song about keeping the welsh flag burning high.
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Re: Football chants

Postby carrot juice » Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:28 pm

MetalNinja wrote:Song from some time ago done to the Adam's Family tune:

Your father is your brother
your sister is your mother
You all shag one another
The Campo family!


I've heard that one at luton as well, goes like this:

Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
You all shag one another
The Watford family!
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Re: Football chants

Postby Tambam » Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:48 pm

ScreamingInCircles wrote:His Armband proved he was a red,
Torres! Torres!
You'll Never Walk Alone it said,
Torres! Torres!
We bought the lad from sunny Spain,
He gets the ball he scores again,
Fernando Torres!
Liverpool's number 9!

How I lol'd.
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x-tempus wrote:gotta love JS Park chants ;)

you do

Park, Park
wherever you may be
you eat dogs in your own country
but it could be worse
you could be scouse
eating rats in your council house!

:mrgreen:

For a Leeds fan you seem quite happy for chanting for a united player then :P
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Re: Football chants

Postby hybrid theorist » Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:20 pm

credit where it's due, that's a bloody brilliant chant. and it takes the piss out of scousers, so I'll let it go
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Re: Football chants

Postby Tambam » Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:05 pm

hybrid theorist wrote:credit where it's due, that's a bloody brilliant chant. and it takes the piss out of scousers, so I'll let it go

:lol: Everyone hates the scousers. :mrgreen:
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Re: Football chants

Postby MetalNinja » Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:55 pm

Who's that rat-a-tat-tat from argentina?
Who's that money grabbing whore?
Carlos tevez is his name!
He hasnt got a brain
And he won't be winning trophies anymore

Pretty bad chant but amusing none the less.
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Re: Football chants

Postby hybrid theorist » Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:22 pm

couple of years ago in Manc went to see Oasis, and the bus back to the train station was full of chants (mainly Leeds ones cos there was a bunch of pissed up Leeds fans behind us :P )

some City fan starts singing
You Argie rat-a-tat-tat!
You ugly foo foo!
He's put his face on back to front!
Carlos Tevez
Herman Munster man!

signed for city about 2 months later :lol:
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Re: Football chants

Postby Hypergeek » Tue Feb 15, 2011 5:12 pm

Kick the ball, ya f*ckin' eejit ye!

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Re: Football chants

Postby macred67 » Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:34 am

An old favourite in Scotland.. No idea if it's sung down south but words can be changed to suit any team you like. Wee teams like to sing this to the old firm tho (as a rangers fan it still makes me chuckle)

To the tune of you are my sunshine

You are a weeji, a smelly weeji
You're only happy, on giro day
You're ma's a stealer, You're Da's a dealer
Please don't take my hubcaps away


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