Jeremy Kyle

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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby alexcore » Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:13 am

what's your punishment for people who annoy you the most then? :shock:
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Kat » Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:20 am

DEATH BY SEABASS!!!! :twisted:
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby alexcore » Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:40 am

yeah so basically I plan on avoiding you at soni...:shock:
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby DA_ » Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:27 pm

It makes me giggle.
I enjoy it when he's talking to the camera like "thanks to my audience and most of all thanks to you guys at home" his mouth moves from side to side.
Makes me smile :/
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Jeremy Kyle

Postby Danger! » Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:02 pm

Guys, does anyone else think Jeremy Kyle is hilariously epic? Seriously, how can so many people be so God damn stupid, ignorant and generally bad human beings? I mean, say what you want because I watch it whenever it's on for a laugh, but the whole idea is a total embarrassment to our country. Oh, and let's not forget how arrogant Jeremy Kyle is when he first walks out, with his 'Nice to see you, looking good' comments.

So yeah, anyone else get a good chuckle out of this?

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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby mrpaul » Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:13 pm

I enjoy watching it and getting an inflated sense of self worth.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Andrea » Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:44 pm

I just want to know where on earth the people on that show come from..... So I can avoid the place :lol:

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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Danger! » Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:49 pm

Haha Andrea, they should be confined to somewhere, and the metal community should be confined to...Knebworth? :D

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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Tomfiend4.0 » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:06 pm

I hate Jeremy Kyle.

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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Danger! » Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:04 pm

He is smug. But let's face it how could he not be?

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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Tomfiend4.0 » Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:48 pm

He's a mean bully man.

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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Matt7626 » Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:00 pm

He is amazing.

I love people who go on and are like "I dont want to take a lie detector test because ummm ummm ummm, you should trust me anyway" Yeah that isnt obvious you got something to hide? :P

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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Piestar » Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:43 pm

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH <3
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby seaneth » Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:02 pm

There was a debate in a magazine a few weeks ago that posed the question: Would you rather have a kid that died a hero (in the army etc) or a kid that was alive and posed a threat to society or something. Obviously, this was accompanied by images from the Jeremy Kyle Show..

I don't think it will succeed in America, even though it's been taken there. Jerry Springer kinda exhausted that approach.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby jadeylemonadey » Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:17 pm

One of the best programmes on TV for pure lol-factor. I LOVE it! How are these people having sex and making babies?! THEY HAVE NO TEETH FOR CHRIST SAKE.

Although I am obsessed with watching, there are a few things that annoy me:

When Jeremy says 'Tell me in Layman's terms...' about 8 times an episode.

Aforementioned smug 'Oh hello, how are you doing, you look great, thanks for coming!' shaking hands with the audience when he walks out.

When his lines such as 'Well why don't you go and get a job?' get a massive clap. It's usually irrelevent and it's not exactly easy to get a job these days!
Minger 1: 'Yeah my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best mate and she's pregnant and we don't know whose it is'
Jeremy: 'Well do you know what I think? I think you should get off your lazy backside and GET A JOB'
APPLAUSE


Stuff like that. Still absolute gold, I actually have a job so I can't watch it everyday. Our Sundays tend to be watching Deal or No Deal and Jeremy Kyle episodes on Catch-Up hahaha oh you're jealous of the life we lead :P

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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby seaneth » Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:30 pm

It makes me laugh how when the first guest of a story comes on stage, JK is always like "Ohai! :D" and by the end he's like "GTFO my stage you piece of scum"

I'd hate to be his friend xD
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby carrot juice » Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:55 pm

It makes me feel better after seeing some of the guests on the show, we all have different values in life, but it can get a bit boring after a while, ie. in a relationship but cheated on my partner and slept with someone else and got them pregnant. Yawn Yawn Yawn!!!!!!

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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby Ashes Of The Wake » Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:03 pm

Anyone who goes on this show to broadcast their problems to the nation is an absolute mong
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby peacesells123456789 » Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:01 pm

I really wonder what the world has come to if ever I accidently watch a few seconds of this atrocity of a tv program.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby calz » Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:25 pm

such a annoying person, but the programme is there to make all us people feel better about our lifes. I do like having a chuckle at the people who are so damn stupid.
Take your time. Forget your life.

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Re: Jeremy Kyle

Postby shivcakes » Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:31 pm

Jeremy Kyle is not entertaining now it's in the US. It was more fun for me laughing at all the funny British people. :lol:
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